Prepare a Place Under Your Bed

Time for all citizen children to prepare a safe place under their beds for Biff's return on Solstice Night.

Better Citizens Power Up

Fieldville - The better class of citizens are powering up this year for the upcoming solstice celebrations.  While citizen children hide under their beds to escape the Wrath of Biff, residents of the Artists' District gather in their homes and place weapons on their doorsteps for Biff to take to citizens' houses.

Good citizens are powering up for soltice.

Deluxe Kitchenette Studio Apartment Now on the Market

Now available for Fieldville residents with proper ID

Kitchenette includes towels

Porch Boy™ Real Estate Management Offerings

Fieldville - Porch Boy™ Real Estate Management, a wholly own subsidiary of the Porch Boy family of corporations is sharing the rare rental properties located outside of the Artists' District.  Today's offering is a cute little three family three room apartment complete with sink.  Reasonable terms* 3,000 cobs per occupant.

 *Three month deposit, one month cleaning deposit, no food, no phone, no pets, must provide own light bulbs, water, heat, and electric. Must present at time of inquiry a current Fieldville ID, a valid Justice and Taxes background check, and indemnify Porch Boy against any and all damages during and after the period of rental.

All this could be yours.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader - Tristmegistus Models New Proctor Headgear

Fieldville - Today the palace release an image of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader wearing the new Proctorial headgear for this season.

This season's proctorial headgear