Monday, November 29, 2010

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Objects to Ghost Performers

Fieldville - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has issued a statement through the Proctor of Forms and Public Information, objecting to the recent use of ghost performers at the Cob Cafe during their Open Mic Night.  According to the proctor, Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader believes that ghost performers send the wrong message to Fieldville's youth, and leads to youth visiting the Artists' District.

Ghost Performers endanger Fieldville's youth!

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Sunday, November 21, 2010

Beyond the Edge of the World

Fieldville - Former Fieldville citizens Ken and Hattie Kanton have returned from beyond the edge of the world.  Gone for years, the couple returned unexpectedly to Cob Park this morning.  In the words of one citizen, "they were all scruffy like and had a funny kind of accent, but you could see that it was them, sort of."  Street Level is expecting an interview later today, if we can make sense out of their heavily accented foreign speech.
Ken and Hattie Kanton with "Sam", as seen at the Cob Park Community Center this morning.

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Saturday, November 20, 2010

The Proctor of Historic Rehabilitation and Razing's Personal Residence Will be used as a Morality Play

Fieldville - The Proctor of Historic Rehabilitation and Razing is contemplating his own historic residence as the central theme in a new morality play.  It has long been rumored that the proctor invested heavily in high fructose derivative bonds and has suffered a bit of a set back in his own fortunes.  He has commissioned Street Level, with the permission of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader, the Council of Proctors, and the Interim Ministry of Morality to develop a short story that will help the youth of Fieldville understand the importance of citizenship and good moral hygiene during the upcoming "Loss of the Sun Ceremonies".  It is sure to be a blockbuster this season since, it will be required reading for every citizen.  More, as it becomes available.

The proctor's residence will be used as a backdrop for a morality play 

Sunday, November 14, 2010

Citizens - Curfew Your Children

Fieldville - The interim Minister of Morality issued a statement today concerning children of citizens, "Now is the time to panic, curfew your children.  We have learned that the deadly hovering Cattown Fruit has been spotted hovering over Crick Creek. We all remember what happened the last time Cattown Fruit found its way into Fieldville."

We all remember the scenes of children citizens flaunting morality by openly walking in the Artists' District, and listening to morally inappropriate Artists' District music like the demonic "Let's Lay Down Our Sticks and Stones and Make Peace with Cattown".  Some citizen children took to calling Cattown Fruit "Electric Banana".

So called Electric Bananas seen hovering over Crick Creek!!!
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Friday, November 12, 2010

Citizens Line Up for the New Big Cob

Fieldville - This morning citizens began lining up to be one of the first to taste the new Big Cob at Cobburger.  Described as an all meat pattie it is sure to be a hit.  But wait, it doesn't stop there, for just a few more Fieldville Cobs you get a quart of Grimy Pop Classic™ and a slab of fried Cattown potatoes served in a Styrofoam box with a cartoon picture of Grimy on the outside, does it get any better than that?
Citizens line up to experience the new Big Cob at Cobburger

Tuesday, November 9, 2010

Work Moves Ahead to Move Old Fieldville

Fieldville - Work started today to move Old Fieldville to the dump near Cattown.  "We are pleased to begin work on this important project so quickly.  The fine weather is an omen that shows this project is blessed and righteous," the Proctor of Raising and Razing stated this morning.

Work began today on moving Old Fieldville to the dump.

Friday, November 5, 2010

Fieldville Jail to be moved next construction season

Fieldville - Today the Proctor of Justice and Taxes announced the replacement of the current Fieldville Prison Complex. "We plan to move the complex to the newly available seized land that has been dubbed Old Fieldville by some," the proctor stated in his weekly report, "The State of Fieldville".  The Proctor of Preservation and Demolition was quick to add that Old Fieldville would be carefully moved to the site that is currently known as the Fieldville Dump, just outside of Cattown.

Fieldville Prison Complex to be moved to the so called Old Fieldville site.

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Thursday, November 4, 2010

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Justice and Taxes Enforcers Now Armed

Fieldville - the Proctor of Justice and Taxes has issued side arms to all tax enforcers, to assure fair and balanced justice.  In addition, the proctor has set up a ticket booth at the entrance of Old Fieldville, to recapture the cost of raking the leaves and the proctors' time making policies concerning the myth of demockrazy in the old city.

Justice and Taxes Enforcers will now better serve you with side arms.

Tuesday, November 2, 2010

Wherein I Discover Wonderful Things

Dear patient reader, know that I was drawn to see the sights of Old Fieldville's ancient stones, and all the stories they could reveal.  I took it upon myself to walk there, and found no one with a similar disposition on this sunny day.  I had heard the stories where the citizens of this mysterious citadel practiced the odd and troubling act of demockrazy in the open and amongst their neighbors.  My dear reader, nothing could have prepared me for what I saw next.  I apprehended a ruined tower among the ruined stones, and proceeded to the same, with all haste.  Know that climbing it was an arduous process, and not without its own adventure, but truly what I found at the top was beyond all comprehension.

As a ascended to the last level, I beheld an empty socket of a window, and what I peered from it astonished me.  What I saw was not our dear beloved Fieldville, but instead a madman's monkey puzzle of towers and roads that scarcely could be given credence. The golden dominance of this false Fieldville captured my eye, and for awhile I could not tear away my gaze.  I believe that only Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader can grasp the significance of what I saw, I pray that he will elucidate its meaning for the likes of us.

Only Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader in his wisdom can explain this.

Monday, November 1, 2010

Palace Breaks Silence

Fieldville - The palace has issued an official policy statement regarding the discovery of the so called Old Fieldville. In the words of the Proctor of Science and Parades, "The so called discovery of the so called Old Fieldville is welcomed by the Council of Proctors and indeed by Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader himself.  We believe that thoughtful citizens will realize that so called demockrazy that was practiced in Old Fieldville is nothing but propaganda spread from the evil-doers of Cattown.  Everyone knows that Cattowners vote and have no permanent government, but instead hold periodic festivals where they select the government from ordinary citizens.

Palace debunks demockrazy rumors about Old Fieldville.