Fish Lane Liquor Store Now Open 4 Hours a Day

Fieldville - The proprietors of the Fish Lane Liquor Store announced today they would now be open 4 hours a day - no word yet on which 4 hours.

Fish Lane Liquor Store Extends Hours

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Citizens Disgruntled Over New Justice and Taxes Ruling

Fieldville - With the persistent rumours of water possibly falling from the sky, Street Level has reposted a classic post.

There was a palpable air of tension pervading Cob Park this morning as citizens learned of the new Justice and Taxes ruling.  According to sources near the Proctory, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes is planning to levy a municipal water usage fee for water that has fallen on citizens' properties during the last few day.  According to undisclosed sources, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes sees the rain as direct competition with municipal water.  These sources say that when the proctor heard that some citizens were erecting devices to capture the "free" water - it was the last straw. The proctory has estimated that 167,000 gallons of "free" water has fallen on each acre of Fieldville during the last week.  No word yet on what the fee will be for each gallon of "free" water.

Citizens Disgruntled Over "Free" Water Fee

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Eat Your Carrots or Else!

Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes has issued a reminder that you should eat your carrots or else.

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Glorious Spontaneous Victory Gas Declared Safe by Bands of Roving Pigeons

Fieldville - Bands of roving pigeons seem to have declared Glorious Spontaneous Victory (GSV) gas safe for pigeons. Coupled with this weekend's declaration from the Council of Proctors that they deny Glorious Spontaneous Victory gas - spraying of GSV gas has resumed in areas near Cattown and the Artists' District.

Pigeons used as canaries.

Council of Proctors Issues a Blanket Denial of Everything.

Fieldville - Today the Council of Proctors issued a proclamation denying everything.  While the document generally denies everything, it specifically denies Climate Change and any or all culpability for any unfortunate changes in Fieldville's local fauna as the result of using "Glorious Spontaneous Victory" gas against Cattown during the glorious victory over evil-doers last year.

Glorious Spontaneous Victory gas is blameless.

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Proctor of Science and Upholstery Denies Climate Change

Fieldville - The Proctor of Science and Upholstery, in an official statement has denied Climate Change is a problem.  After 235 days straight of above average temperatures the Proctor of Science and Upholstery is blaming Cattown and the invention of the Heat Index for Fieldville's latest heat wave.

The invention of the so called "Heat Index" is the problem.

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