Happy Festivus One and All

Fieldville -

A Festivus Repost from 09
Happy Festivus one and all from:

The Dear Supreme Leader, Biff, Frank the Head Druid, the Mayor of Cattown, The entire reconstituted Council of Proctors, Citizens and Residents, of all Zones, the Smith Family Values : Dick, Jane, Sally, Daddy, and of course Sailor Boy, and even from the Artists District.

HAPPY FESTIVUS and a very MERRY PLANTING SEASON.

Summer is almost here!!!!

Thanks for your support - send any proof of intelligent life in the Senate, and tweets to @cjswift

Grimy Claws is Coming to Town - Soon

Fieldville - As the sun continues to disappear, Grimy Claws is coming to town.  Citizen children know that he knows when they are sleeping and knows when they are awake, he knows when they are good or bad - so they hide under the bed for goodness sake.

If Grimy Claws sees his shadow tomorrow the sun will disappear forever!

Grimy is Coming

Get under the bed...

Spotted near the North Pole...

Undead Evil-Doer Zombie Attacks Biff

No Biff, no! Do not let the evil-doer zombie eat your brain!

Fieldville - Today, Biff was attacked by the evil-doer zombie, who remains undead, but dedicated to eating Biff's brain.  While Biff struggled with the zombie his new assistant Jerry played a few riffs to buck him up.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader - Tristmegistus Announces Biff's New Assistant

Fieldville - Today Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Tristmegistus announced Biff's new assistant - Jerry.  While Biff is out of Fieldville trying to catch Grimy Clause before he wreaks his annual havoc, Jerry will see to Biff's regular taxation duties.

Thanks for your support