The Minister of Morality (Pro Tem) Warns Parents of Morality Collar Removal

Fieldville - The Minister of Morality (Pro Tem) has warned parents of Morality Collar removal.  Speaking from an undisclosed location the minister said, "It has come to our attention that some parents have been turning a blind eye to wanton removal of Morality Collars on their teenage pre-citizens.  We believe a policy of a real blind eye for collar removal would reduce the frequency of morality scofflaws.  In this case a proxy from the Artists' District can be used for a reasonable "proxy fee".  Please contact the Morality Office in the palace for more details."

An Eye for a Collar policy is now in effect.

Fieldville's Chief of Lawn Police Declares Today Compulsory Mowing Day

Fieldville - The Chief of Fieldville's Lawn Police has made today a Mandatory Mowing Day.  Citizens have until sundown to hire a resident of the Artists' District to have their lawns mowed or suffer a stiff penalty.  Citizen can find the Lawn Police Schedule of  Penalties conveniently posted on the Lawn Police bulletin board in the basement of Lawn Police Headquarters Monday - Friday during regular working hours.

Stiff fines await Lawn Police scofflaws

Proctor of Justice and Taxes Reminds Citizens That Mandatory Confession Day is Coming

Fieldville  - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes is reminding citizens that Mandatory Confession Day is coming next week.  There will be no special dispensations this year, but a new feature this year will be "Turn-in-Your-Neighbor".  Every citizen that turns in a neighbor before Confession Day will get a morality badge to wear until this summer's Accusation Day.

Mandatory Confession Day is Coming.



Proctor of Rules and Procedures Warns Citizen Parents to BBQ

Fieldville - the Proctor of Rules and Procedures has warned parents that it is time to BBQ.  He has pointed out that best practices dictate that now it the time to BBQ.  Justice and Taxes Enforcers will be checking to see that all citizens are BBQing until further notice.

BBQ's are now considered best practice by the Council of Proctors

Proctor of Rules and Water Features Commits Rivercide.

Fieldville - Citizens and residents alike were treated to a pillar of fire that appeared in the direction of Fieldville's proposed new water feature the "River Pad".  It was learned later that the Proctor of Rules and Water Features, in order protect citizens from enjoying themselves, directed a pillar of fire over the River Pad.  The palace released a brief statement lauding the proctor for his ability to think out of the box and saying losing a river was a small thing compared to losing an entire city's moral fiber.

Rivercide Dismissed.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader - Tristmegistus Urges Citizens to get More Citrus in Their Diet

Fieldville - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader is urging Fieldville citizens to include more citrus in their diets.

Mud Lake Crowd Astounded.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader astounded a crowd at the Mud Lake Arena yesterday with his ability to curl a really big mask by just a single gesture of his hand.

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Nuestro Querido Líder Amado Supremo Gets a New Vehicle

Mud Lake - Nuestro Querido Líder Amado Supremo, formerly known as Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader.  Has aquired a new vehicle for his personal use.  He is considering importing a few to Fieldville when the weather gets warmer.

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