History Fights Back Against Our Dear Supreme Leader

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Washington Breaking News - In a bid to "TAKE BACK HISTORY" figures from Washington's historic past have been appearing around town.  The ghost of a pioneering farmer told Street Level today, "The Dear Leader fella horned in on a picture of our threshing crew last week, and I been hearin' all number of other stories 'bout him.  Just 'cause a fella has passed along, that don't mean somebody else can horn in on his pictures."

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Shades of Washington's Past are Appearing Around Town.

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Is the Mythical Dear Supreme Leader Standing on the Shoulders of Washington History

Washington - The question on everybody's mind today was, "is the Dear Supreme Leader standing on the shoulders of Washington's history?"

Image Shifting Shifts Again

Washington, IA - City archive inspectors have begun to notice not only the mythical "Our Dear Supreme Leader" appearing in vintage images of Washington, but also a trend towards 21st century images appearing, as well.

Laptops are now appearing with the mythical "Dear Supreme Leader"

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Washington Municipal Scientist to Study Image Shifting

Washington - The Washington Municipal Scientist has announced that she will begin a study to determine if a study is needed to determine what data may be needed to develop various seminars to discuss the recent image shifting first discovered in one of the shoe boxes holding the Municipal Archives at the Washington Free Public Library.  "We are only at the pre-data gathering stage at this point," Washington's scientist said today.  "In only a most preliminary way we are referring to the so-called event as "Image Shifting".  Further study will be needed to correctly name the phenomena.

Image Events May Soon Be Named!!!

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French Official Demands "Notre Cher Leader Suprême" images leave France

The city of Washington admits no culpability in the latest Dear Supreme Leader Image.

Oh, the humanity!

Mythical "Leader" Now Appearing Private Collections

Washington, IA - Fielding frantic petitions from panicked residents, Washington's official "Spokesperson for Unexplained Events" (SUE) said early this morning, "There is definitely an increase in "Our Dear Supreme Leader" sightings in the personal collections of Washington residents."

Washington's SUE said that ever since the beginning of this week people all over have been finding images of Our Dear Supreme Leader in their private photos.  At first it appeared that only the municipal archive was affect, but now sadly, it appear to have spread.  Conrad Yorgos, who has announced his bid for any position he can get with any body of local government, provided an image for Street Level of the growing problem of mythical people showing up in photos.

Where will it end?

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City Archaeologist Orders a Complete Review of Municipal Archives

Throughout the municipal archives the image of the mythical Dear Supreme Leader of the fabled city of Fieldville is popping up.  "I've been through these images a thousand times and I've never seen the mythical Supreme Leader in any of them before this," said the City Archaeologist at a recent press conference. "I've reluctantly ordered a review of the entire municipal archive."

The Saga of the So-Called Dear Supreme Leader Continues

Washington Free Public Library - In a continuing series of bizarre findings, the Washington Municpal Archaeologist has discovered what appears to be another image of the so-called Dear Supreme Leader from the mythical Fieldville.  This time in an a long out of print folio of Yucatecan ruins, a photo taken by a Dr. Cardenas, some time in the 1920's, seems to show the Dear Supreme Leader depicted on the altar of Quatzequatel in the Toltec influenced portion of Chichen Itza. The caption below the plate, presumably translated from the Maya, reads, "Nuestro Amado Jefe Supremo." The municipal archaeologist translated the caption as, "Our Dear Supreme Leader."

Stranger Than Fiction?

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Our Dear Supreme Leader Spotted in Historic Washington Photographs

A totally astounding discovery was made today at the Washington Free Public Library.  The Librarian for Photography and Clothespin Reindeer was going through one of the many shoe boxes containing the historic photo archive when she stumbled upon two photos which clearly show Our Dear Supreme Leader, a figure from the mythical Fieldville, standing among a threshing crew.  The Washington Municipal Scientist has be called for analysis.

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Food Barn is having a State Fair Special

Through today, until the fair closes, the Food Barn is having a hind quarters special.

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Giant Meat Sale!

Be sure that you visit the meat counter today - rumor has it there is going to be a giant meat sale.

Only 1 Day Left Until Celebrate Washington

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Only Two Banking Days Until Celebrate Washington

Washington - With only 2 days left until Celebrate Washington, many residents of the Clean City have been queue up in front of local banks to withdraw large sums of untraceable currency, in order to buy art at this year's Celebrate Washington event on Saturday. 

This is a "don't miss" event so consider maybe cashing a CD for that extra bit of cash

Be sure to save a bit of cash for the upcoming Studio 909 Summer photo classes.

More info on classes will be coming after Saturday

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What are you doing Friday and Saturday

Misuse of Antiquie Sounding Words

Washington, IA - In an attempt to look weird the following was produced:

As you can see it has that olde timey look, but with a 50's style graphic - it screams, "The author has absolutely no idea what to post today, but is going to post something anyway."

I believe to that end, I have succeeded in a most satisfying way.  I will type just enough to make a satisfying balance of characters and graphic - that should be just about right.

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