Citizen Illegally Turns Front Steps to Gold

Fieldville - It was discovered today that a citizen has turned his front steps to gold.  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes reminds every citizen that alchemy is a "permit only" activity. "If everyone turned their steps to gold the entire cob economy would collapse - we'd be no better than Cattown," the proctor said.

No word yet when the trail and execution will be scheduled.

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