Fieldville - Fieldville archaeologists are searching for source of banjos used in certain rites observed in the Artists' District. Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has decreed that banjos are flagrantly used in secret ceremonies among the residents of the Artists' District. A spokesperson for the palace stated, "Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader is concerned with the banjo question because the banjo is a known gateway instrument to other musical instruments and then to full-time music playing. While the residents of the Artists' District can seem happy-go-lucky, good citizens know that music is poor moral hygiene.
Fieldville Archaeologists Searching for the Source of Banjos
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