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Fieldville - While directing his residents on the proper method of raking, a citizen on the south edge of town discovered "Old Fieldville".  For as long as history has been recorded, there have been persistent rumors of the mythical "Old Fieldville".  While denied by scientists as bunk, the rumors persisted, mostly fueled by the numerous folkloric songs that come from the hills outside of town.  Such songs as "The Battle of Crick Creek", and the ever popular "The Old Stones of Fieldville".  Scientists have pointed out for years that there are no stones in Fieldville.

No word from the palace as to the official stance on Old Fieldville, as all citizens know the myth is that in old Fieldville everyone was a citizen and was able to vote for the Council of Proctors and even the leader, then known as Mayor (a term in old Fieldvillian which meant duly elected chief council person)

The Mythical Old Fieldville was Discovered Today While Raking Leaves

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Ⓞur ⅅear ℬeloved ⋨upreme ૌeader is Not Amused

Fieldville - Ⓞur ⅅear ℬeloved ⋨upreme  ૌeader is not amused with the introduction of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader™ brand pets into citizens' homes.  He is quoted as saying, " We are not amused by these so called pets."

Where these pets originated is under some doubt, but most citizens point to the Artists' District as the genesis.

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Shades of Yesteryear

Fieldville - As the clock ticks inexorably toward Weenight, citizens and residents alike are preparing for the beloved holiday.  In addition to laying in bushels of sweets and potatoes for the bands of roving children and residents of the Artists' District, they are also boarding up windows and firing up their electric fences in preparation. In the words of one citizen. "it's better to be safe than sorry."

In other news Our Beloved Dear Supreme Leader is being his trickster self by appearing in vignettes featuring his beloved self as he appeared last year.  Below is an image that citizens were treated to in cob park today.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader enjoys the lead up to Weenight

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Where is Biff?

Where is our dear Biff?

Oh, Biff, no!

Did the evil monster zombie thingie eat Biff's brain?  Oh, Biff, oh.  All we found was an "X" of light in the backyard.

Oh, the humanity!

NO,NO, NO, BIFF, NO!

No, Biff, no! The evil monster zombie thingie, will eat your brains. Don't let the evil monster thingie bite you. No, Biff, no!

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Oh, Biff, Oh!

Oh, Biff, Oh! Evil zombie monster thingies can't be choked, they can't be choked - you are sooo in trouble dude!

Biff, like um, don't let the evil zombie monster thingie bite you dude!

Biff, No!!!!!

No, Biff, no!  Watch your back dude there is an evil monster zombie coming toward you!

Council of Proctors Begins to Stockpile Sharp Objects

Fieldville - Proctor observers have told Street Level that there is good evidence of the council stockpiling of sharp objects.  A spokesperson for Local 42 of the Brotherhood of the Druidic way stated that many stockpiling of sharp object omens have been appearing in the skies above Fieldville this week.  Also, a piece of toast (shown below) seems to show the stockpiling at one of the Proctors Sheds.

Does this toast bode well for the upcoming twelfth nights?

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Council of Proctors Issues New Certificate Honoring Itself

Fieldville - The beloved Council of Proctors has issued a certificate honoring it's achievements.  Every dutiful citizen will want one gracing their walls.

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Fieldville Citizens Urged to Use More Water

Fieldville - The Proctor of Human Resources and Utilities said today, citizens are not using enough Fieldville water.  He suggested that some maybe using illegal wells.  Citizens are reminded that using water not taxed by Fieldville is a crime and is punishable in several unpleasant ways.

Do Your Duty - Use More Taxable Water!

New Chic Chapeau Styles of Fieldville

Fieldville - The citizens of Fieldville once again have found a way to express their fashion sense.  This year it is the "Chapeau"  Look for it at the East Side Strip Mall and the Fish Lane Liquor Store. The new black is blue.

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Our Dear Supreme Leader Orders a Change in Light

Fieldville - Today Our Dear Supreme Leader ordered a change to golden light for the Autumn and Ween Season.

Our Dear Supreme Leader Orders Light Change

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Justice and Taxes to Rid Fieldville of Truck Loss

Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes pledged to the Council of Proctors, he will rid Fieldville of the Truck Loss menace. In a prepared statement the proctor stated, "Our citizens have spoken and they will not tolerate the loss of their beloved trucks. Justice and Taxes enforcers have been dispatched to the far corners of Fieldville to battle this scourge upon our very way of life."

Strong words from the Proctor of Justice and Taxes.

Justice and Taxes enforcers move to purge the scourge of truck loss.

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Trucks Missing from the Trans-Fieldville Highway

Fieldville - Citizens have been reporting cases of missing trucks from the Trans-Fieldville Highway. First it was missing cattle, not overly large farm trucks, where will it end?

Trucks Missing!

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Grumpy Fieldville Children are a Buzz Kill

Fieldville - The recent change in weather has made many citizen children out of sorts.  Our Dear Supreme Leader has decreed that grumpy children are a buzz kill for the whole town, "We have many important festivals and celebrations coming up and we don't need whiny children."

A palace spokesperson hastened to say that Our Dear Supreme Leader loves all the citizen children of Fieldville and many children of residents alike.

Our Dear Supreme Leader loves almost all Fieldville's children

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