Fieldville - After an emergency meeting of the Council of Proctors Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader, through his spokesman, has agreed to new austerity measures in order to save ink in printing new Cob notes and to better serve citizens. The Council of Proctors has begun to sell certain Fieldville assets in order to better serve citizens. Beginning today, the slate shingles on the palace will be removed and sold to increase the size of the Free Territories of Fieldville emergency fund, which is used to pay Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader's small stipend and the small honorarium provided to the Council of Proctors. In addition, several hour of the day have been removed to save additional money. Citizens rejoice at the wisdom of the council.
Useless decorations and hours to be sold for valuable cobs.
New Cob notes to be issued tomorrow which will solve all problems and everything will be perfect.
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