Fieldville - The Minister of Morality today urged citizens to shun neighbors who openly practice tree bondage. "It has come to our attention that certain of the citizenry have been openly practicing tree bondage," the plucky minister said. "This kind of thing happens in the Artists' District all the time, but it is not going to be tolerated of decent tax-paying citizens."
Tree bondage will not be tolerated!
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