Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes reminded citizens that Lawn Police Season starts this weekend. He read a prepared statement from the High Commissioner for Fieldville Beautification who warned citizens of conspicuous and blatant disdain and scorn of our sacred and ancient lovingly held precepts of lawn beauty and moral hygiene. The commissioner said in his statement that Fieldville Lawn Police would be out IN FORCE this weekend with a "No Tolerance" order of enforcement. Loss of citizenship is a real possibility for scofflaws.
Watchtower readied for Lawn Police Season.
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