Fieldville - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has called for the Master of Local 42 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path to interpret last night's dream. In it he dreamt that the Flattburgh T-Parsers had invaded Fieldville and destroyed citizen's property and ran out all the Fieldville municipal workers. The resulting chaos left Fieldville a virtual ruin. The Brotherhood's Master is warning all citizens against panic, but has asked for increased donations to the Path next inferno day.
Don't let this happen to Fieldville!
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The Brotherhood's Master is warning all citizens against panic …
Really?! Boy, are they out of step with the rest of the nation.
National Panic Day is Wednesday March 9, 2011.
Panic Down, Citizens!!
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