Fieldville Municipal Archaeologist Reconstructs the Headless Goddess of Luck

Fieldville - The Municipal Archaeologist has produced an "Artist's Conception" of how the Headless Goddess of Luck may have looked in the distant past.  Many members of Local 23 of the International Brotherhood of the Druidic Path argue that Fieldville may be as old as one hundred and twenty-two years, but most citizens dismiss that number as preposterous.  As a citizen said today at the Cob Cafe, "It defies logic to think that anything could be older than a hundred years, just show me the proof."

Artist's Conception of the Headed Goddess of Love

New Spotlight/Camera Tower Installed in Cob Park

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors today ordered a new Spotlight/Camera tower to be erected in Cob Park.  The installation of the tower is a direct result of the council's concern that their latest decree will not be followed.  Labeled as the "NO" decree by residents of the Artists' District, it states that there will be NO fall clean up this year in Fieldville.  Understandably, the residents of the Artists' District are furious as it will deprive them of their source of plastic toys and furniture for a full six months until next judgement day when the sun comes back to Fieldville.  The Spotlight/Camera will assure that no one from the Artists' District will be plying the streets of the Citizen Zone looking for their treasured trash.

No trash day for the residents of the Artists' District this year!

Fieldville Citizens Prepare for Loss of Sunlight

Fieldville - With the upcoming 6 month loss of sunlight, Fieldville citizens have begun their year preparations for the "Season of Darkness".  From the palace staff to the lowest resident of the Artists' District, kitchens across the Free Territories of Fieldville are working overtime to assure that pork famine during the Second Cattown War, won't happen again.

MMM, mmm Parson's Nose Pie!

Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path Called to Citizen's Home

Breaking News - Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path called to citizen's home to investigate the appearance of numerous satanic objects stuck in his yard.  With the help of their special Z-ray imagenator, they provided Street Level with this image.

Satanic object appearing in Fieldville, again.

Artists' District Gets a New Security Light

Fieldville - Due to a rash of graffiti on the portal to the Artists' District, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes has installed a new security light on that foul gate. One particular graffito has annoyed Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader. He said today, "We are not amused by vandalism caused by the thugs that inhabit the Artists' District.  Just because we are now fully self-actualized does not mean, our personage can be impugned by members of the Artists' District. Oh, and by the way, citizens are required to memorize my latest memoir, "It's All About Me" by next judgement day, thanks for your support."

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader is not amused.

Our dear supreme leader's memorise

Thanks for your support

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Sails Mud Lake

Mud Lake - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Sailed Mud Lake this weekend.  The southern palace stated that "Our Dearness was a fantastic sailor, like everything that he does, he was perfect from the start.  Many  experienced sailors gathered around Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader to get tips that would improve their seamanship.

Thanks for your support



Citizens rejoice

Fieldville - Citizens and residents alike rejoiced when the Fieldville Ale Company tanker pulled into the Fish Lane Liquor Store with its weekly supply of Fieldville Ale.

This week's supply of Fieldville Ale has finally arrived

Dear Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader

Fieldville - Today the palace announced that as part of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader's program of self realization, Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader will give advice to normal citizens FREE OF CHARGE. The following is the first installment:

Dear Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader:

You are my hero and you are dearly beloved at our family altar. My taxpaying dad loves to talk about your exploits in the Cattown Wars, and your justice in dealing with the evil-doers. I am a junior at Fieldville High and love Fieldville High's Fighting Fighters, but the proctor of our school wants to raise next year's graduation, desk rental, and janitorial fees.  Some of my friends, not me, don't think it's fair, because Flattburgh High's fee's are less and they even have classes like art and waterboarding.  We all know that it is a privilege to live in the Free Territories of Fieldville, Besides, Flattburgh still owes Fieldville billions of cobs for their complacency in the Cattown Wars, shouldn't Flattburgh pay our fees, since we will be taxpaying citizens and they are only Flattburghers?

Yours in Fieldville's future,

Name withheld for fear of decapitation.

Dear Fear of Decapitation:

Fieldville High is the best educational institution in the Free Territories of Fieldville, and you should be proud to be part of it.  Complaining taxpayers have no place in Fieldville citizen society, it's the kind of thing I would expect from the Artists' District.  Speaking of art, there is no place in our schools for classes that don't add to our tax base, and we all know what the Artists' District is like.  Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and pay the fees that your proctor so deservedly demands.

Your Dear Beloved Supreme Leader.

The palace now gives free advice