Sunday, September 25, 2011

New Spotlight/Camera Tower Installed in Cob Park

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors today ordered a new Spotlight/Camera tower to be erected in Cob Park.  The installation of the tower is a direct result of the council's concern that their latest decree will not be followed.  Labeled as the "NO" decree by residents of the Artists' District, it states that there will be NO fall clean up this year in Fieldville.  Understandably, the residents of the Artists' District are furious as it will deprive them of their source of plastic toys and furniture for a full six months until next judgement day when the sun comes back to Fieldville.  The Spotlight/Camera will assure that no one from the Artists' District will be plying the streets of the Citizen Zone looking for their treasured trash.

No trash day for the residents of the Artists' District this year!

1 comment:

Craig said...

Cameras and spotlights keep us safe from the Artists' District...