Saturday, September 17, 2011

Artists' District Gets a New Security Light

Fieldville - Due to a rash of graffiti on the portal to the Artists' District, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes has installed a new security light on that foul gate. One particular graffito has annoyed Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader. He said today, "We are not amused by vandalism caused by the thugs that inhabit the Artists' District.  Just because we are now fully self-actualized does not mean, our personage can be impugned by members of the Artists' District. Oh, and by the way, citizens are required to memorize my latest memoir, "It's All About Me" by next judgement day, thanks for your support."

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader is not amused.

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