Hotel Fieldville Institutes New Policy

Fieldville - Hotel Fieldville instituted a new policy of no sheets no bugs.  After a spate of bed bug complaints Hotel Fieldville has removed all the sheets and mattresses from its rooms to better serve its clients.  They later plan to have a bed bug sniffing roach to find any extraneous vermin.

Bed bugs are a thing of the past at Hotel Fieldville

Council of Proctors Orders New Impenetrable Fence Built

Fieldville - Tired of evil-doers coming across the Free Territories of Fieldville border, they ordered an impenetrable fence be built to keep Fieldville citizens safe from evil-doing, poor moral hygiene, and non-appreciation of what the better citizens do for their lessers by being their lessors.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader suggests electrifying Fieldville's new fence.

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Fieldville - Today Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader appeared at Mud Lake without his clothes. He left Fieldville early today to take advantage of the unseasonable warm weather.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader appeared without his clothes at Mud Lake.

Artist's Concept of the new FFSSS now being readied

Fieldville - After last months announcement that Fieldville would enter the space race against Cattown, citizens and residents alike have been wondering what the "Fieldville Free States Star Ship" would look like.  Below is an artist's concept of the officers galley and three officers relaxing smoking Cob Cigarettes and drinking Grimy Tea, both fine products of the Porchboy Family of Corporations, Inc.

[Above] officers enjoy Cob Cigarettes and Grimy Tea on their way to the stars.

First Proctor Trading Card Released Today

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New Council of Proctors Photo Now Available

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors announced today, they have a new photograph of themselves available to the public.  It was noted that the popular trading cards of each individual proctor will be available for the holiday shopping season.

Trading cards will be available for the holidays - collect your favorites, collect them all.

Council of Proctors Introduces a New Citizen Class

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors today declared a new class of citizen for Fieldville.  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes said, "We just have too many citizens that are well, how do I say this, better than the others. They deserve better than the lower class of citizen and to enjoy more privileges than the rabble. We decided to call them the Criminally Exempt Order."

Porchboy's new CEO says, "we sell to the rabble, we aren't the rabble."

The Council of Proctors will call the Criminally Exempt Order CEOs for short.  The head of the Porchboy Family of Corporations, Incorporated was named the first CEO by the council.

Porch Boy™ Sues Bag O' Glasses for Trademark Infringement

Fieldville - Porchboy™ filed papers at the palace today for unfair use of a trademarked name and confusion among consumers.  Bag O' Glasses could raise a question in a consumer's mind whether Bag O' Glasses is somehow related to the beloved children's toy Bag O' Glass™.

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Bag O' Glasses CEO Unveils New Improved Business Plan

Fieldville - The CEO of Bag O' Glasses unveiled today, a new improved business plan. Buoyed, by the Council of Proctors enactment of the Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act, Bag O' Glasses CEO, Monty Banks said, "We were looking at how we could reduce employee benefits and salaries, and it just hit us - JUST GET RID OF THE EMPLOYEES.  First we thought that we could sell it as a new safety feature, but then we decided that we would pitch it as a new richer customer experience."  Starting today, all Bag O' Glasses kiosks will be fully automated.

Newly automated Bag O' Glasses kiosk at the Fieldville's East Side Strip Mall

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Bureau of Budget Reduction

Fieldville - Today, the Council of Proctors enacted the Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act. This new law will allow citizens to enjoy their inalienable right to low budgets and moral hygiene. The Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act calls for a slight 10% tax increase in order to pay for the addtional Justice and Taxes Enforcers who will be needed to assure citizen freedom.

Freedom through budget reduction.

Strange Craft Seen in Skies

Fieldville - Strange craft have been spotted in the skies near Cattown. Watch this space for needed budget reductions to eliminate this threat.

Cattown Evildoers are causing further budget reductions in Fieldville!

Porchboy Introduces the Urban Collection

Fieldville's Newest Citizen Full Sure Proud of Herself

A'fore You Cook Another Opposum - See What Porchboy Offers.

Porchboy Industries™, also doing business as the Porchboy Family of Companies, Incorporated™, Equxox Brand Security Systems™, and GrimyPopXXSugar™, has introduced the Kitchen-Liner™, a fully automatic oven range for citizen homemakers.  Just pop in a fully prepared meal in any of the Kitchen-Liner's convenient compartments, and watch your meal almost prepare itself.

Now with a decorative panel that comes in either white or red. 

Council of Proctors Awards New Power and Magic Contract

Fieldville - Today the Council of Proctors awarded an new fifty year contract to the Reddy Kilowatt Corporation™, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Porchboy Corporation of Companies™, to provide power and magic to Fieldville.

Power and magic to be provided by the Reddy Kilowatt Corporation™