Wednesday, October 12, 2011

Bag O' Glasses CEO Unveils New Improved Business Plan

Fieldville - The CEO of Bag O' Glasses unveiled today, a new improved business plan. Buoyed, by the Council of Proctors enactment of the Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act, Bag O' Glasses CEO, Monty Banks said, "We were looking at how we could reduce employee benefits and salaries, and it just hit us - JUST GET RID OF THE EMPLOYEES.  First we thought that we could sell it as a new safety feature, but then we decided that we would pitch it as a new richer customer experience."  Starting today, all Bag O' Glasses kiosks will be fully automated.
Newly automated Bag O' Glasses kiosk at the Fieldville's East Side Strip Mall
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