Fieldville - The Council of Proctors today declared a new class of citizen for Fieldville. The Proctor of Justice and Taxes said, "We just have too many citizens that are well, how do I say this, better than the others. They deserve better than the lower class of citizen and to enjoy more privileges than the rabble. We decided to call them the Criminally Exempt Order."
Porchboy's new CEO says, "we sell to the rabble, we aren't the rabble."
The Council of Proctors will call the Criminally Exempt Order CEOs for short. The head of the Porchboy Family of Corporations, Incorporated was named the first CEO by the council.
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Well said.
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