Donald Frizbee of Fish Lane stated, "These here funny looking folks took me clean out of my backyard whilst I was checkin' my rain gauge. They took me up in this flying thing and showed me a real good time. I was sorry when they took me back down, but that ship of theirs kinda smelled like a cattle barn."
Citizen Frizbee said the strangers gave him a picture of Cow Flop Hill at the edge of town, but your trusty reporter can't make head or tails of it.
Why did the strangers take Mr. Frizbee's toothpaste?
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