Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Ponders YOUR Future

Mud Lake - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has been pondering the future of Fieldville's citizens and residents alike.  What that may mean when he returns to Fieldville, only time will tell.

Listen to the bird - it may be your last chance.

Biff Uses Newest Technology for Our Dear Supreme Leader's Protection

Mud Lake - Biff has chosen his vehicle to protect Our Dear Supreme Leader while he ponders our future.  Biff's new "ride" comes complete with a radio and a gas gauge.  In a crowd at Mud Lake Biff's ride is almost invisible, here in Mud Lake.

Biff's New Ride!

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Arrives at Puerto de Mud Lake

South Fieldville - Early today our Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader arrived in Puerto de Mud lake to deliver an address to the Universidad de Mud Lake on "the Unlikelihood of Life Beyond the Borders of the Free Territories of Fieldville - (except for the pesky stray aliens and such)".  His address was met with a 10 minute standing ovation.

Puerto de Mud Lake

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader Heads to Mud Lake

Fieldville - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has announced that he is heading to the Palace at South Fieldville for much needed rest on the shores of Mud Lake.  Street Level will be accompanying his entourage aboard Mag-lev One, as it speeds him to his destination.  Street Level will be posting from South Fieldville before and after the bars close.

Mud Lake Awaits

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Robert Morlock Calls for the Clean-up of the Artists' District

Fieldville - Fieldville's newest and richest citizen called today for clean-up of the Artists' District. "I can't understand how a place like Fieldville tolerates lazy non-citizens without even enough cobs between them to buy a single citizenship. Next thing you know the Council of Proctors will be giving them tax money instead of using it on enforcement like they should," said Fieldville's richest citizen.

The palace was not available for comment.

Time to clean-up the Artists' District!

Who is Robert Morlock?

Fieldville - Citizens are asking today, "just who is Robert Morlock?"  After appearing on the scene yesterday, and buying a a full citizenship and a news agency, citizens are wondering where Robert Morlock came from.  Well, in his own words he comes from down under.  Patrons of the cob cafe are perplexed just what this means.  None of the citizens interviewed knew anything about a city underneath Fieldville before this odd claim by Mr. Morlock. 

Just what does he mean by down under?

Fieldville's Newest Citizen Starts News Agency

Fieldville - Robert Morlock Fieldville's richest and newest citizen, announced today that he was starting a news agency in conjuction with Porchboy™ Enterpises Inc. 

Grimy News will report on those residents of the Artists' District who aim to destroy our way of life.

Robert Morlock Fieldville's richest and newest citizen!

ALIENS FOUND CRAWLING FROM FIELDVILLE SIDEWALKS!!!

FIELDVILLE - ALIENS WERE FOUND TODAY CRAWLING FROM THE CRACKS OF FIELDVILLE SIDEWALKS.  OUR DEAR BELOVED SUPREME LEADER INSTALLS FIELDVILLE'S FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE!!!  DON'T PANIC!!!!!!!!

ALIENS ARE EVERYWHERE!

OUR DEAR BELOVED SUPREME LEADER INSTALLS FIRST LINE OF DEFENSE!

Aliens Bring Bird Flu, Escherichia coli O157:H7, Climate Change, Fog, Head Lice, Dot Matrix Printers, and Health Care to Fieldville

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors revealed today that aliens have, among other things, brought bird flu, Escherichia coli O157:H7, climate change, fog, head lice, dot matrix printers, and health care to Fieldville.  The Council of Proctors is planning a special "Alien Tax", which will include levies on extraterrestrial vehicles, xeno-pathogens, and disturbing the peace by looking scary.

Council of Proctors tackle the illegal alien problem.

Proctor of Justice and Taxes Solves Happy Feet Murder

Fieldville - Today the Proctor of Justice and Taxes solved the Murder of our dear beloved Happy Feet.  In a prepared statement he said that the murder was perpetrated by members of the Spray Gang of the Artists' District.  "We have had the Sprays spayed and they are now working at the Fieldville Tire Station Fire and will be singing alto in this years Cob Daze," he added.

Artists' District Gang blamed for brutal murder!

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Proctor of Justice and Taxes Looks Into the Death of "Happy Feet"

Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes said today that he would personally look into the death of the so-call "Happy Feet".  "The brutality of Happy Feet's death leads me to believe this crime was perpetrated by someone from Cattown or maybe the Artists' District," he was quoted as saying today.

Happy Feet's brutal death

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Citizens Warned not to throw Garbage in Local Hellmouths

Fieldville - It come to the attention of the Council of Proctors that citizens or residents of their homes have been throwing garbage in the Hellholes that open this time of year in Fieldville.  As we have been informed by Local #42 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path, the proper name for the holes in citizens' lawns that open this time of year is "Hellmouths".
Garbage can lead to unexpected consequences and should be avoided...

Do not throw garbage in Hellmouths!

Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path Issues Predictions

Fieldville - The Thaumaturge of Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thamaturgic Path issue his official predictions for the new year.

The Year of the Flaming Dry Cob

  1)  Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader will become even more beloved

  2)  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes will be named Minister of Morality

  3)  The cost for buying citizenship will only increase 30,300 cobs

  4)  The Council of Proctors will issue new guidelines for citizen hair length

  5)  During a February Snowfall municipal workers will outsource snow removal

  6)  Head Lice al dente will finally be recognized as the tasty dish it is

  7)  Fieldville High School teachers will be outsourced

  8)  Justice and Taxes enforcers will get a new tardis

  9)  Grimy will see his shadow and we have 6 more weeks of weather

10)  The Aliens will finally reveal themselves

Aliens will finally reveal themselves!