Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path Issues Predictions

Fieldville - The Thaumaturge of Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thamaturgic Path issue his official predictions for the new year.

The Year of the Flaming Dry Cob

  1)  Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader will become even more beloved

  2)  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes will be named Minister of Morality

  3)  The cost for buying citizenship will only increase 30,300 cobs

  4)  The Council of Proctors will issue new guidelines for citizen hair length

  5)  During a February Snowfall municipal workers will outsource snow removal

  6)  Head Lice al dente will finally be recognized as the tasty dish it is

  7)  Fieldville High School teachers will be outsourced

  8)  Justice and Taxes enforcers will get a new tardis

  9)  Grimy will see his shadow and we have 6 more weeks of weather

10)  The Aliens will finally reveal themselves

Aliens will finally reveal themselves!