Aliens Bring Bird Flu, Escherichia coli O157:H7, Climate Change, Fog, Head Lice, Dot Matrix Printers, and Health Care to Fieldville

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors revealed today that aliens have, among other things, brought bird flu, Escherichia coli O157:H7, climate change, fog, head lice, dot matrix printers, and health care to Fieldville.  The Council of Proctors is planning a special "Alien Tax", which will include levies on extraterrestrial vehicles, xeno-pathogens, and disturbing the peace by looking scary.

Council of Proctors tackle the illegal alien problem.