Monday, January 3, 2011

Citizens Warned not to throw Garbage in Local Hellmouths

Fieldville - It come to the attention of the Council of Proctors that citizens or residents of their homes have been throwing garbage in the Hellholes that open this time of year in Fieldville.  As we have been informed by Local #42 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path, the proper name for the holes in citizens' lawns that open this time of year is "Hellmouths".
Garbage can lead to unexpected consequences and should be avoided...

Do not throw garbage in Hellmouths!

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