Cattown - Presumed front-runner Biff Ronny today scaled the walls of Cattown College with his sword of morality. As he neared the top he was heard to say, "I've had enough of this big government - all the egghead professors here are immoral democratists on the public dole. When I'm President of Cattown I'll privatize Cattown College. We'll sell the naming rights and outsource teaching to more efficient cheap labor from the Artists' District."
Immoral egghead professors beware.
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