Wednesday, April 4, 2012

Special Cattown Coverage

Cattown - Your correspondent has crossed the border of the Free Territories of Fieldville into the vile Provence of Cattown to cover what they call lections.  It seems that lections are where citizens select their own leaders rather than do it the right way.  This year is having a lection for president of Cattown, running against the current president is the former Governor of Lead Junction Biff Ronny.  Biff Ronny started his campaign for president of Cattown when he received the golden sword of morality from a vortex of righteousness that formed at his feet in front of his mansion.
Biff Ronny accepting his Sword of Morality.

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