Fieldville - The Minister of Morality (Pro Tem) has reported a spike in thought crime this week. He believes that it is tied somehow to the satanic items dug up two years ago by the Municipal Archaeologist during Fieldville's Cob Park Revitalization Project. Thaumaturgic radiance has also shown up after that project and there are no longer any cats in Cob Park. Chupacabras have been seen walking the halls of Fieldville High and there has been no music coming over the walls of the Artists' District for over 6 days. The Minister of Morality (Pro Tem) has said, "Whenever portents appear in the sky or Crooked Crick turns to blood, your regular citizen becomes jumpy and disconcerted, but that belies trust in the infallibility of Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader and the Council of Proctors - which, of course, is a serious thought crime."
Thought Crimes are on the rise.Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader SEZ: Don't Worry Be Happy!
Thought Crimes are on the rise.
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