Time Change

This is a message from delugeland, USA. At this point there is a lake where the backyard used to be. There is more mud here than a marine training camp. Enough rain to float an ark full of non-evolved intelligently designed animals has fallen here in the last two days. Lightning and thunder sufficient to please an angry Norse god has filled the skies. All ye who enter here abandon all hope of being dry. There are extinction event warnings about flooding on the rivers here, well duh. Could this all be the result of the time change? People complain all the time about Climate Change, but do you ever hear anything about Time Change.

What good can come out of messing around with time? How many times can time be changed before we just wear it out? There is no question that time has been changed by human intervention. Street Level interviewed leading time scientists at the University of Iowa about the effects of human intervention in time change. No one was available to comment before press time so we asked the ultimate authority - Rush Limbaugh.

Street Level: "Rush, what do you make of all this time change that we have been experiencing?"

Rush: "As we all know it is just another part of creeping socialism. If time needs to be changed then the market will change it, not some bureaucrat in Washington working for the Obama administration.

Street Level: "So you believe that if we need to change time then market forces will take care of it?"

Rush: "God made market forces, not the Democrat Party!!!"

Street Level: "Do you think we will experience long term problems as a result of changing time?"

Rush: "Anything the government does is bad, well except for war, that's OK, not that I'm saying that Market Forces shouldn't start it to begin with."

Street Level: "You've said that Climate Change is bunk, that it has just been made up by Al Gore, what do you think about Time Change?"

Rush: "First let me set the record straight, I have never said that Climate Change was made up by Al Gore, what I said was, Climate Change was made up by Al Gore AND Hilary Clinton."

Street Level: "Thank you, but is it bunk?"

Rush: "I said Al Gore and Hilary Clinton in the same sentence, of course it's bunk. If the climate is changing and I'm not saying it is, but if it were, so to speak, it would be because Market Forces changed it, but I'm not saying it is."

The entire interview can be seen at our web site, but we believe that it is clear that the unnatural changing of time is the road to socialism, plagues of frogs, and rivers of blood. It is clear that Arizona doesn't observe this abomination of nature, so that if John McCain had won, as god intended, we wouldn't have this moral failure of our entire fiber of family and safe neighborhoods.