Pictured here is Judge Abolqasem Salavati and his advisers in his Tehran Courtroom Saturday.
Tehran - in another round of perfectly "Fair and Balanced" justice کانگورو
which roughly translates as the Court of Large Hopping Australian Marsupials, is now employing advisers to whisper into the ears of their judges. Pictured next to Judge Salavati are the Three 3-ring binders of justice, which are the basis of Iranian justice and running a Pizza Hut. "We can expect a lot of justice to come out here in the next few days," judge Salavati was heard to say Saturday in his courtroom. The judge is expected to hand out many sentences of
پاکسازی حبس بودن (translated as Cleansing Incarceration) and other justice stuff from the binders.
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Tehran - in another round of perfectly "Fair and Balanced" justice کانگوروwhich roughly translates as the Court of Large Hopping Australian Marsupials, is now employing advisers to whisper into the ears of their judges. Pictured next to Judge Salavati are the Three 3-ring binders of justice, which are the basis of Iranian justice and running a Pizza Hut. "We can expect a lot of justice to come out here in the next few days," judge Salavati was heard to say Saturday in his courtroom. The judge is expected to hand out many sentences of
پاکسازی حبس بودن (translated as Cleansing Incarceration) and other justice stuff from the binders.
Street Level wishes to apologize for the outages last week due to the denial of service attacks on this blog by the minions of Satan, and Fox News. It is expected the attacks were brought on when it became known that Craig JOE Swift, Uncle Joe is throwing his hat in the ring for US Senator for 2010. Uncle Joe is a senior editor for Street Level and the co-founder Chicago Symphony Orchestra. He was pivotal in bringing the Statue of Liberty to the United States.
Thanks for your support - send campaign contributions, alien technology, a bionic parts kit, giant Sta-puff men, and tweets to @cjswift
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