Street Level Wishes to Apologize for Some Recent Events

El Gran Contoy Casino and Grocery Store of Chorrera Panama (SA) D.B.A. Street Level, wishes to apologize for some recent events at political meetings. Recently, the international headquarters of Street Level mowed its lawn. As the mowing occurred it was noticed that herds of wildlife was flushed out. It is believed that the squirrels carried many nuts out of the yard and into the world at large. Pictured above are some of the newly freed nuts showing up at political events. Aliens have fled the earth in fear of the whacks that have been unleashed. Strangely, those politicians whom are owned by insurance companies have been largely immune to shouting nutcase escapees from the Street Level landscaping project.

It is believed that as the lawn grows back, the squirrels will bring the nuts back to Street Level and it will again be safe to be a politician.

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