State Supports Scaring Children and Stick-Food

As you can clearly see above the state of Iowa is supporting the scaring of children for money. Above is a so-called "ride" for children wherein they may board chairs designed to look like the giant hands of a female Arnold Schwarzenegger reprising Conan the Barbarianette. The so-called "ride" lifts children into the air and then proceeds to spin them about by hydrolic arms. One is advised not to stand underneath, as it is not at all uncommon for there to be a rain of predigested stick food.

And while on the subject of stick food here are two examples:

Eggs on a Stick

Chicken on a Stick

Don't worry there's more where those came from.

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