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Mayor of Cattown Attempts to Poison Citizen's Minds

Fieldville - Early this morning a magazine was found about Cob Park, that has been debunked by the Proctor of Debunking and Righteousness as, "Total Bunk."

"Citizens should shield their eyes and immediately report any suspicious materials at or around Cob Park - known Cattown sympathizers have been spotted in several zones."

If you see this - don't, for the love of the DSL, look at it!

Just to be sure to be able to identify the banned material mentioned above here is a close-up of the photo on the so called magazine.

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DSL Orders Round Buildings to be Erected in Fieldville

Fieldville - the Dear Supreme Leader has ordered, in a very compasionate way, the erection of round buildings in Fieldville.  Citizens planning a new home, will now have to consider, in a compasionate way, how they will build it in a round sort of way.

Citizens, your next home will be round!

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Buckets are Waking - Spring is Here

Fieldville - On quiet nights, when there are no late evening trails and sentencings, you can hear the singing of the frogs and bucket lifts as they search for a mate. Sure as bad gas in your lawn mower - Spring has sprung.

Listen to the bucket lifts tonight, as they sing for a mate

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A Breezy Day in South Fieldville

South Fieldville - It's a breezy day here in South Fieldville.  Most citizens with boats have them tied to the main Mud Lake marina.  On days like this citizens should have their residents clean their boats to bristol shine.  While your resident is swabbing your deck, you mister citizen, should be shopping at the South Fieldville Pedmall.  All the cobs spent between now and return to Fieldville will help permanent citizens by adding to the Open Accusition Day bail fund.

Your boats should be in bristol shape

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Fieldville Sanatorium Updates its Psychic Engines

Fieldville - Fieldville Sanatorium updated its Psychic Engines.  The Proctor of Medical Equipment and Bridges issued the following statement, "We of the Council of Proctors, are proud to announce a whole new concept in the treatment of vapors and other diseased humors.  We are now on the cutting edge (ha ha even us proctors can make a pun) of the medical arts."

Almost painless treatment for the Vapors

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Another Annoying Mutiverse Time Bubble

South Fieldville - Yet another annoying Multiverse Time Bubble showed up today in the pedmall plaza.  Citizens have complained to the South Fieldville Counsel of Proctors, but the proctors have issued a statement saying that complainers must contact Local 34 of the International Brotherhood of the Druidic Way for complaints about time bubbles.  Local 34 was not immediately available for comment.

Another Multiverse Time Bubble in South Fieldville Pedmall Plaza

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Spring in Fieldville: Manifest Beauty & Progress

Fieldville - As the sun continues its climb from the edge of the world (thank you Biff), spring has come to the free territories.  Many residents working for citizens, are busying themselves with cleaning the yards of citizens before they return from their well-deserved reviviscence in South Fieldville.  Signs of spring abound as residents stoop to their work.

Gifts of Spring

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ɔ 5 Million Reward Offered

Fieldville - A five million cob reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest and execution of the party and/or parties who caused a banned phrase to be writ in the sky.  The Proctor of the Treasury and Coupons is offering ɔ5,000,000 written directly against the Banko de Fieldville. ɔ5,000,000 is estimated to be enough to support a resident for their working lifetime, or to buy a really cool cellphone.

Searching for the traitors

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South Fieldville Now Features Sunset Viewing Fees

South Fieldville - South Fieldville is now charging a viewing fee for experiencing sunsets and other picturesque features around Mud Lake.  A seasonal viewing pass may be obtained at any of the conveniently located Justice and Taxes outlets.

Seasonal Viewing Passes are available for only 5,000 Cobs

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A Message from the Dear Supreme Leader

A MESSAGE FROM THE DEAR SUPREME LEADER

Special Bonus Post

Fieldville - As the water feature in Cob Park nears completion - many citizens are pleased with the enhancement that was added today.

Citizens rejoice at the enhancements to Cob Park

Thanx 4 UR tweets - pls RT

From the Proctor of Justice and Taxes

Fieldville - All citizen are required to fill out Free Territory of Fieldville Census Form #F6546951fhe-B.  All citizens must include all household members as well as residents who work for the household.  New enhancements this year include the ability to use either blue or black ink, #2 pencils are no longer allowed on Free Territory of Fieldville Census Form #F6546951fhe-B. If your household has received a Free Territory of Fieldville Census Form #F6546951fhe-B in error, you are responsible for finding the correct form and filing it before the deadline for that particular form.  Residents, not associated with the household of a citizen must file a Free Territory of Fieldville Census Form #F6546951fhe-R.  The occupants, tenants, and squatters of the Artists' District must file a FTFCF#AD - EZ and include a crisp new 5,000 Cob note.

Sage advice from the third designated spokeman for the Dear Supreme Leader

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South Fieldville Requires Facades

South Fieldville - Here on the shores of Mud Lake, South Fieldville has issued a fiat, with the blessing of the Dear Supreme Leader, requiring facades.  "We will no longer allow open lots to disturb the citizens as they pass on their important business," stated the Proctor of Signs and Rules.  

An example of how a facade can "spiff-up" an open lot

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Porch Boy™ introduces a new line of South Fieldville products.

South Fieldville - Porch Boy™, the leader in style and comfort for the porch, has introduced a new line of products for South Fieldville.  Porch Boy™ is proud to introduce the Chico de Playa™.  The Chico de Playa™ is designed with South Fieldville in mind, and will enhance any beach property owned by citizens.  So during your stay on Mud Lake this year don't be caught with a product a resident would use, insist on a genuine Porch Boy™ Chico de Playa™, and show your style to other citizens. A good citizen doesn't abandon the importance of fashion just because they are in their vacation home.

Porch Boy™ offers fashion for your vacation home

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The South Fieldville Dear Supreme Leader's Retreat

South Fieldville - The Dear Supreme Leader has entered his southern retreat for some meditation on the future of the Free Territory of Fieldville.  Street Level has obtained a photo of the Dear Supreme Leader's southern retreat.

Wish the Dear Supreme Leader Well as He Ponders Our Future

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Making Mud Lake Ale

South Fieldville - Many Citizens wonder just how Mud Lake Ale distinguishes itself from Cob Ale.  As all citizens know, Cob Ale is distributed throughout Crick County under the exclusive license of the Proctor of Ablutions and Guilt.  The secret to its manufacture is guarded by the Proctor of Justice and Taxes in the lower levels of the palace.  Street Level has learned that Mud Lake Ale has one ingredient that Cob Ale lacks.

On a sunny morning on the shore of Mud Lake the ingredient was being harvested in plan view of all citizens.  In the photo one can clearly see some citizen's resident operating a harvesting engine.

A citizen's resident harvesting ingredients for Mud Lake Ale

Many citizens claim that Mud Lake Ale has the bracing flavor of southern wind tossed shores, others claim it is more like the inside of an aquarium - you be the judge.

Grab yourself a pint of Mud Lake Ale today!

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Nothing but Great Food in South Fieldville

South Fieldville - The entourage of the Dear Supreme Leader has been treated to nothing but great food here in South Fieldville.  Among the many exotic treats available in South Fieldville is a strangely prepared potato which is actually sliced thin and fried in lard.  After it has lost all its flexibility it is taken out of the lard and covered with salt.  Street Level predicts this treat called a "Fried Father" by the strange South Fieldvillians will be served in our very own Cob Park during coming "Open Accusation and Punishment Festival" coming up next month.

A South Fieldville resident shown carrying a crate of "Fried Fathers"

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Dear Supreme Leader Sees Nothing But Good Times for Fieldville

South Fieldville - Street Level has learned today from the Dear Supreme Leader that he has seen signs that nothing but good times are coming for Fieldville. "We have determined that the Cob will increase in value as the Cat Buck sinks, we will have a bumper crop of potatoes, and Cob Park's water fieature will be completed before winter," Stated the dear hardworking Supreme Leas=der from the Southern Palace.

Omens point to nothing but good times for Fieldville

Thanks bunches

Hammock

South Fieldville - Today the Dear Supreme Leader got some much needed rest from his cultural studies.

Well earned well deserved

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New Fieldville Beer Declared

South Fieldville - Today the Dear Supreme Leader toured South Fieldville and found it to his liking.  He was especially impressed by a beverage called "Sol" and plans to introduce it to all the palace functions on his return.

Sol will be coming to the Fish Lane Liquor Store Soon

Dear Supreme Leader Sports New Head Gear

South Fieldville - In a move to assure citizens of South Fieldville they are mighty good and pretty much the same as real Fieldville citizens, the Dear Supreme Leader has adopted new head gear. 

Dear Supreme Leader studies the South Fieldville Culture

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A Quick Message from South Fieldville

We have learned today that you can now pay a discounted citizen´s fee and become a partial citizen of Fieldville.  Details coming tomorrow.  News for today is Las Gaviotas en la playa tiene mucho hambre.  A picture follows....

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Inappropriate Fashion Disposal

Fieldville - This is not the way to dispose of your inappropriately colored Porch Boy™

Loss of citizenship could occur

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