Mayor of Cattown Attempts to Poison Citizen's Minds

Fieldville - Early this morning a magazine was found about Cob Park, that has been debunked by the Proctor of Debunking and Righteousness as, "Total Bunk."

"Citizens should shield their eyes and immediately report any suspicious materials at or around Cob Park - known Cattown sympathizers have been spotted in several zones."

If you see this - don't, for the love of the DSL, look at it!

Just to be sure to be able to identify the banned material mentioned above here is a close-up of the photo on the so called magazine.

Thanks for your support - don't send any banned materials, but do send tweets to @cjswift ex machina

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