ɔ 5 Million Reward Offered

Fieldville - A five million cob reward is being offered for information leading to the arrest and execution of the party and/or parties who caused a banned phrase to be writ in the sky.  The Proctor of the Treasury and Coupons is offering ɔ5,000,000 written directly against the Banko de Fieldville. ɔ5,000,000 is estimated to be enough to support a resident for their working lifetime, or to buy a really cool cellphone.

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