Artists' District to Get Its Own Bus

Fieldville - In an almost maniacal burst of spending before the end of the year, the Council of Proctors agreed to buy a bus for the Artists' District.

A New Bus for the Artists' District

Fieldville's Children Pull End O' Year Pranks

Fieldville - In what has become a tradition in Fieldville, the children of Fieldville took up their spray cans and decorated one of the cars of the Fieldville/Iowa City Railways.

Fieldville Youth Have a Lot to Answer For Today

Fieldville - In what has been described as a "Morality Riot" by the Proctor of Justice and Taxes, Fieldville teenagers trashed the balcony of the Cob Theater last night.  Shortly before curfew, the concession stand ran out of Grimy Pop Classic™ and started substituting it with Sugar-Free Grimy Pop™, and then as witnesses have recounted, "It was like Saturday night in the Artists' District."  No word yet on what punishment Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader will visit upon Fieldville's teenagers.

The aftermath of Grimy Pop Classic™ abuse.

When Cats Go Bad

Fieldville - Fieldville's pigeon population is furious about yet something else this week.  As you may recall earlier they were complaining about all the dirty humans that were infesting the ground around Cob Park, now they're complaining about cats.  As you know Fieldville's cats all live in the Artists' District as it is not considered patriotic for a citizen to harbor a cat in his residence after the unfortunate and unprovoked war with Cattown.

Fieldville pigeon are complaining about Artists' District cats.

Biff at the Edge of the Earth

Biff is at the edge of the earth assuring all citizens that the sun is no longer disappearing.

Biff Saving Fieldville

Fieldville City Workers Remove Cob Avenue

Fieldville - City crews today removed Cob Avenue so that Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader have put in what he describes as a "Ped Mall".  Our forward thinking Dear Beloved Supreme Leader says that if citizens are going to continue to complain about parking he has a solution: TAKE AWAY ALL THE PARKING.  He has suggested that this is the last he wants to hear about parking - PERIOD, or else the entire square will be turned into a ped mall.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader's "Parking Solution"

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Citizens Do Not Confront Large Flightless Birds!

Fieldville - Citizens are being warned against confronting the large sun-stealing flightless bird which has been plying the streets of Fieldville. The Proctor of Justice and Taxes reminds citizens that Biff is a professional.

Citizens do not try this at home

Fieldville Pigeons are Sick of Dirty People.

Fieldville - Pigeons living around Cob Park are sick to death of all the dirty humans infesting the ground around the park. More and more pigeon parents are using humans as anti role models to instruct their fledglings. "Humans walk on the ground, do you have any idea what's on the ground?" one pigeon father was heard to say. If weren't for the garbage dumpsters and great roosting, many pigeons have expressed their desire to move to Cattown, except for its unfortunate name.

Fieldville pigeons are sick to death of dirty humans

Check Your Backdoor for Flightless Birds

Fieldville - The palace issued a statement regarding reports of a flightless bird in Fieldville. "Reports of a large flightless bird within the free territories of Fieldville are completely unfounded.  The Council of Proctors believe that the superstition of a large flightless bird carrying away the sun originated in the so-called Artists' District.  Citizens should feel safe in their homes as long as they have paid their taxes and complied with all emergency procedures issued by the Council. The Council of Proctors wishes to remind all citizens that Biff has been found and all is well.

Reports of large flightless birds are totally unfounded.

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Biff Found in the Frozen North

Suburbandale - Biff was found today fighting off the giant flightless bird that takes the sun away every year at this time.  Biff defeat him and then come back and save us from Grimy's Claws!

Biff fighting off the Sun Stealer

Citizens Hurry to Decorate Their Yule-Tide Torso Tribute

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☠TORSOS AND REFERENCES TO CLAWS☠

Fieldville - Citizens are hurrying to have their Yule-tide Torsos up and decorated by sundown today.  As has been known for generations of Fieldvillians, a Torso Tribute at Yule-Tide will fend off not only the lost of the sun, but also is an effective ward against Grimy's Claws.  As citizen pack the East Side Strip Mall looking for Torso Decorations, the Council of Proctors are meeting to discuss this years tire-burning in the Cob Park Fountain.

Citizens ready their Yule-Tide Torso Tributes to ward off Grimy's Claws.

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☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader Tracks Grimy Claws Progress

Fieldville, The Palace - Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader has been personally tracking Grimy Claws as he makes his way from the North Pole near Suburbandale to the skies above Fieldville.  As the sun disappears this year no one has heard from Biff since his encounter with the Evil Monster Zombie Thingie.  Barring a miracle, Fieldville will be defenceless against Grimy Claws.  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes assures citizens, current on their tax payments, they will be safe if they follow all emergency edicts and compulsory behaviors.

Grimy Claws is Getting Closer.

Tusk Being Readied for This Years Snow

Fieldville - Municipal workers today began to ready "Tusk", Fieldville's mighty snow removal machine, for the scheduled weekend snow storm.  The massive machine will ply the streets of Fieldville and push the snow into the Artists' District where it will melt into sooty slush that will linger well into the spring.

Tusk being readied for snow.

Grimy Claws is Coming to Town

Fieldville Children Begin to See Grimy in the Sky

Fieldville - as the solstice approaches children of citizens have begun to see Grimy in the skies over Fieldville.  Last night a citizen caught evidence of Grimy over Local # 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgical Path. The Proctor of Rules and Procedures wants to remind citizen parents to curb their enthusiasm when it comes to working their children into a lather about the upcoming Grimy visit.

Grimy over Local # 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgical Path

Proctor of Rules and Procedures Warns Citizen Parents

Fieldville - The Proctor of Rules and Procedures warned parents today that jocular discussions with their children regarding a citizen's duty to pay taxes is monitored and will not be tolerated.  The card below was intercepted at the Fieldville Post Office and the parents are currently at a retraining facility near the Fieldville Tire Station Fire.  Don't let this happen to you.

Watch what you say.

Giant Snails Continue to Slime Fieldville's Railroads

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Suburbandale Reports Tax Scofflaws

Suburbandale - Officials here report the spread of invisibility to the world famous Meat Cattle Show. The spell for invisibility was published on  quickyleaks infernets site.  The perfidious member of Local # 34 of the Brotherhood of Thaumaturgy Path who leaked the spell has not been identified and it is believe that he is somewhere in the Artists' District in hiding.

The invisibility spell has spread to the world-famous Suburbandale Meat Cattle Show

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A Deeper Look Into the So Called Ghost Phenomenon

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors has been looking deeper into the so called ghost phenomenon, and the Proctor of Justice and Taxes is warning of a severe crack down on the so called ghosters. The proctor stated, "Apparently a rouge member of Local #34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgy Path (BTP34) sold an invisibility spell to some perfidious citizens who believe that being invisible exempts them from taxes.  Nothing could be further from the truth. visible or not citizens and residents of the Artists' District are taxed fairly under the emergency rules of the Council of Proctors."

Citizens flaunting their taxation duties.

Further evidence of tax evasion.