Fieldville Youth Have a Lot to Answer For Today

Fieldville - In what has been described as a "Morality Riot" by the Proctor of Justice and Taxes, Fieldville teenagers trashed the balcony of the Cob Theater last night.  Shortly before curfew, the concession stand ran out of Grimy Pop Classic™ and started substituting it with Sugar-Free Grimy Pop™, and then as witnesses have recounted, "It was like Saturday night in the Artists' District."  No word yet on what punishment Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader will visit upon Fieldville's teenagers.

The aftermath of Grimy Pop Classic™ abuse.