Hotel Fieldville Institutes New Policy

Fieldville - Hotel Fieldville instituted a new policy of no sheets no bugs.  After a spate of bed bug complaints Hotel Fieldville has removed all the sheets and mattresses from its rooms to better serve its clients.  They later plan to have a bed bug sniffing roach to find any extraneous vermin.

Bed bugs are a thing of the past at Hotel Fieldville

Council of Proctors Orders New Impenetrable Fence Built

Fieldville - Tired of evil-doers coming across the Free Territories of Fieldville border, they ordered an impenetrable fence be built to keep Fieldville citizens safe from evil-doing, poor moral hygiene, and non-appreciation of what the better citizens do for their lessers by being their lessors.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader suggests electrifying Fieldville's new fence.

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Fieldville - Today Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader appeared at Mud Lake without his clothes. He left Fieldville early today to take advantage of the unseasonable warm weather.

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader appeared without his clothes at Mud Lake.

Artist's Concept of the new FFSSS now being readied

Fieldville - After last months announcement that Fieldville would enter the space race against Cattown, citizens and residents alike have been wondering what the "Fieldville Free States Star Ship" would look like.  Below is an artist's concept of the officers galley and three officers relaxing smoking Cob Cigarettes and drinking Grimy Tea, both fine products of the Porchboy Family of Corporations, Inc.

[Above] officers enjoy Cob Cigarettes and Grimy Tea on their way to the stars.

First Proctor Trading Card Released Today

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New Council of Proctors Photo Now Available

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors announced today, they have a new photograph of themselves available to the public.  It was noted that the popular trading cards of each individual proctor will be available for the holiday shopping season.

Trading cards will be available for the holidays - collect your favorites, collect them all.

Council of Proctors Introduces a New Citizen Class

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors today declared a new class of citizen for Fieldville.  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes said, "We just have too many citizens that are well, how do I say this, better than the others. They deserve better than the lower class of citizen and to enjoy more privileges than the rabble. We decided to call them the Criminally Exempt Order."

Porchboy's new CEO says, "we sell to the rabble, we aren't the rabble."

The Council of Proctors will call the Criminally Exempt Order CEOs for short.  The head of the Porchboy Family of Corporations, Incorporated was named the first CEO by the council.

Porch Boy™ Sues Bag O' Glasses for Trademark Infringement

Fieldville - Porchboy™ filed papers at the palace today for unfair use of a trademarked name and confusion among consumers.  Bag O' Glasses could raise a question in a consumer's mind whether Bag O' Glasses is somehow related to the beloved children's toy Bag O' Glass™.

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Bag O' Glasses CEO Unveils New Improved Business Plan

Fieldville - The CEO of Bag O' Glasses unveiled today, a new improved business plan. Buoyed, by the Council of Proctors enactment of the Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act, Bag O' Glasses CEO, Monty Banks said, "We were looking at how we could reduce employee benefits and salaries, and it just hit us - JUST GET RID OF THE EMPLOYEES.  First we thought that we could sell it as a new safety feature, but then we decided that we would pitch it as a new richer customer experience."  Starting today, all Bag O' Glasses kiosks will be fully automated.

Newly automated Bag O' Glasses kiosk at the Fieldville's East Side Strip Mall

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Bureau of Budget Reduction

Fieldville - Today, the Council of Proctors enacted the Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act. This new law will allow citizens to enjoy their inalienable right to low budgets and moral hygiene. The Freedom Through Budget Reduction Act calls for a slight 10% tax increase in order to pay for the addtional Justice and Taxes Enforcers who will be needed to assure citizen freedom.

Freedom through budget reduction.

Strange Craft Seen in Skies

Fieldville - Strange craft have been spotted in the skies near Cattown. Watch this space for needed budget reductions to eliminate this threat.

Cattown Evildoers are causing further budget reductions in Fieldville!

Porchboy Introduces the Urban Collection

Fieldville's Newest Citizen Full Sure Proud of Herself

A'fore You Cook Another Opposum - See What Porchboy Offers.

Porchboy Industries™, also doing business as the Porchboy Family of Companies, Incorporated™, Equxox Brand Security Systems™, and GrimyPopXXSugar™, has introduced the Kitchen-Liner™, a fully automatic oven range for citizen homemakers.  Just pop in a fully prepared meal in any of the Kitchen-Liner's convenient compartments, and watch your meal almost prepare itself.

Now with a decorative panel that comes in either white or red. 

Council of Proctors Awards New Power and Magic Contract

Fieldville - Today the Council of Proctors awarded an new fifty year contract to the Reddy Kilowatt Corporation™, a wholly owned subsidiary of the Porchboy Corporation of Companies™, to provide power and magic to Fieldville.

Power and magic to be provided by the Reddy Kilowatt Corporation™

Fieldville Municipal Archaeologist Reconstructs the Headless Goddess of Luck

Fieldville - The Municipal Archaeologist has produced an "Artist's Conception" of how the Headless Goddess of Luck may have looked in the distant past.  Many members of Local 23 of the International Brotherhood of the Druidic Path argue that Fieldville may be as old as one hundred and twenty-two years, but most citizens dismiss that number as preposterous.  As a citizen said today at the Cob Cafe, "It defies logic to think that anything could be older than a hundred years, just show me the proof."

Artist's Conception of the Headed Goddess of Love

New Spotlight/Camera Tower Installed in Cob Park

Fieldville - The Council of Proctors today ordered a new Spotlight/Camera tower to be erected in Cob Park.  The installation of the tower is a direct result of the council's concern that their latest decree will not be followed.  Labeled as the "NO" decree by residents of the Artists' District, it states that there will be NO fall clean up this year in Fieldville.  Understandably, the residents of the Artists' District are furious as it will deprive them of their source of plastic toys and furniture for a full six months until next judgement day when the sun comes back to Fieldville.  The Spotlight/Camera will assure that no one from the Artists' District will be plying the streets of the Citizen Zone looking for their treasured trash.

No trash day for the residents of the Artists' District this year!

Fieldville Citizens Prepare for Loss of Sunlight

Fieldville - With the upcoming 6 month loss of sunlight, Fieldville citizens have begun their year preparations for the "Season of Darkness".  From the palace staff to the lowest resident of the Artists' District, kitchens across the Free Territories of Fieldville are working overtime to assure that pork famine during the Second Cattown War, won't happen again.

MMM, mmm Parson's Nose Pie!

Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path Called to Citizen's Home

Breaking News - Local 34 of the Brotherhood of the Thaumaturgic Path called to citizen's home to investigate the appearance of numerous satanic objects stuck in his yard.  With the help of their special Z-ray imagenator, they provided Street Level with this image.

Satanic object appearing in Fieldville, again.

Artists' District Gets a New Security Light

Fieldville - Due to a rash of graffiti on the portal to the Artists' District, the Proctor of Justice and Taxes has installed a new security light on that foul gate. One particular graffito has annoyed Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader. He said today, "We are not amused by vandalism caused by the thugs that inhabit the Artists' District.  Just because we are now fully self-actualized does not mean, our personage can be impugned by members of the Artists' District. Oh, and by the way, citizens are required to memorize my latest memoir, "It's All About Me" by next judgement day, thanks for your support."

Our Dear Beloved Supreme Leader is not amused.