Ecology of a Small Town Square

Pictured above is what can happen if you let amateurs do what a profession should do. Washington's recent spate of UFO sightings led to a plague of devils. Rank amateurs stepped in and introduced giant barn cats to take care of both pests. But giant barn cats eat neither stormtroopers nor devil dancers, they prefer house pets and yearling deer. Since we have plenty of both in Washington, the cats are flourishing. The County Ecologist urges everyone to make sure their pets are brought in during evening hours, and not to leave large quantities of milk outside.

Thanks for your support - send palettes of catnip, life size stuffed animals, drums of "kitty-b-gone", home spaying kits, and twitters to @cjswift