Don't Attempt Yourself

Recent Telescopic Photos of the Clean City's UFO Menace

The staff at Street Level has been combing the skies for the source of our recent "visitations". We scanned the most likely culprit and found nothing hanging out at the moon. We then pointed the Street Level Satellite back toward the Clean City and found the source as depicted in the photo below!!!

From the photo evidence you can clearly see the mother ship above the south pacific. Also in the photo you can see the spawn of the ship invading the planet. The shape of the ships suggest why there seems to be a lot of lilies in the area. Street Level suggests that if citizens find a lily in their yard, they should not attempt to remove them - contact your local zone proctor immediately! Your party officials are here for you.

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