Tonight the Earth with come within its closest approach to our sister planet -- planet Nibiru which pulled skylab out of it orbit July 11th 1979, do you think it is any accident that 30 years ago there was a cover-up? It was 30 years ago when the Anunniki from Nibiru stole it for their own purposes - we have never been told the truth. Tonight it will be hard to cover up the amount of cones that will be seen throughout town. Be sure to lock your doors tonight and if a cone comes to your door DO NOT ANSWER!!! Call your area proctor immediately and give him or her your zone number, work permit certificate identifier, and dossier location code - Your proctor is here to serve you. Together - we and the party will survive this and Celebrate Our Senses on August 1st when there will be a show of People's Art and a Dance in the Street to ward off the disappearance of Saturn's rings the next week. FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY DO NOT INVITE A CONE INTO YOUR HOME AND COME AND CELEBRATE ALL OF OUR SENSES on August 1st.
Thanks for your support - send scaffolding, shrouds, sea urchins, semi-naked sweaty Iggy Pop videos, anti-cone technology, and tweets to @cjswift
You only have 166 hours to prepare to Celebrate Your Senses.
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1 comment:
Honey, I'm REDT-TEE!
I have full command of ALL my senses, and have shed all vestiges of those so-called "senseless" actions (well, except let…a-hemm…ter…*coughcoughcough*…boxing). Get a clue.
Send ink, maps, and clues. There is still time!
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