Tuesday, July 28, 2009

Sky Turns to Bands of Color <> Black Monolith appears in square <> 3,400 Minutes Until Celebrate Your Senses

Today the sky over Washington turned to bands of colors and it appears sometime last night a large black monolith appeared in the square. This would normally would be news, but as it turns out there are only about 3,400 minutes left to prepare for Celebrate Your Senses. That of course is real news.

So go through your couch and find all your loose change, for your chance to win a retro Budweiser cooler, and have the time of your life downtown on the square. Come early and stay late there will plenty of free air and water.

Thank you for your support - send Michael Jackson free news, HAL 9000 computers, Fast Food places that take responsibility for the trash they generate, and tweets to @cjswift

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