Friday, July 17, 2009

Long Lost Brinton Thinking Engine Found on Garbage Day!

The oft rumored long lost Brinton Thinking Engine appeared on Thursday's garbage day, on the 900 block of South Iowa Avenue in Washington. It has long been thought that Frank Brinton had built a thinking engine to automate the airship that he had built for his wife Indiana. The airship made several world girding trips with Indiana at the helm, and it has long been rumored that the airship had navigational aids far beyond what was available in the Victorian era. Washington Preservation Officers were called to the scene and the incedent was documented. No further information was available at the time of this posting...

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1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Hey! Nobody called ME!


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