Cattown Employs Subliminal Warfare Against Fieldville

Fieldville - Again the evil-doers of Cattown are attacking the very fabric of Fieldville morals and family values.  Now the cowards are using subliminal messages against the DSL and our treasured political system.  Guards from the Proctorate of Justice and Taxes have been collecting leaflets from around Cob Park, reportedly left by Cattown thugs and ruffians.  Citizens are urged to not look if they see one of the offending leaflets.

If you see this don't look at it!!!

Thanks for your support - send stuff without subliminal stuff that makes me want to do stuff that like I don't want to do dude, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina

and now a word from the bird...