Fieldville - The Proctor of Justice and Taxes announced today that the Fieldville Humiliation Facility was empty. The palace couldn't be reached for comment, but it is rumored that the ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader is not amused by this development. Citizens on the street have expressed their dismay over the empty facility. "What kind of entertainment will we have with no inmates to humiliate for Beltane?" said one citizen at the Fish Lane Liquor Store. "First we have this thaumaturgic watch, and now this," he added, shaking his head.
The empty Humiliation Facility
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