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Fieldville - ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader returns to Fieldville after his well deserved retreat to South Fieldville.  The ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader is rested and ready to lay some real Moral Hygiene on the citizens tomorrow in Cob Park.  After the tire burning ceremony citizens judged to not practice good moral hygiene will be taken to Local 42 of the International Brotherhood of the Druidic Path's moral hygiene temple near the Artists' District.  The ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader will personally assist those citizen with a very very quick descent of the Local 42's temple steps.  Today the Word Bird appears on the face of the moon to instruct citizens and remind them of the ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader's benign leadership.

The ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader will assist citizens quickly down the steps

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