Fieldville - The ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader has been inspecting the wavering reality that has been plaguing Fieldville's water feature. Workers have removed several blue thaumaturgic balls from the feature in the last few days. A spokesman from Local 42 of the International Brotherhood of the Druidic Path has stated, "thaumaturgic balls are proliferating this year due to the fact there is an additional moon in the sky. Citizens should go about their business and report any stray thaumaturgic balls to duly licensed guards of the Proctor Justice and Taxes."
The ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader braves wavey reality
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and now a word from the Bird...
Don't touch the thaumaturgic objects in you neighborhood
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