Friday, April 30, 2010

OH, THE HUMANITY!

Fieldville - Starting on a sad note, the dearly beloved Ingersoll-Rand thingie so long a part of Cob Park, has disappeared.  The dearly beloved Ingersoll-Rand thingie has been part of the park longer than some businesses in the downtown. No word yet on the whereabouts of the dearly beloved Ingersoll-Rand thingie, but Street Level will keep you informed.  The Proctor of Justice and Taxes reminds all citizens reading this that it is not only your responsibility, but your duty to report to the Proctory Guard any information you have on this sad development.

Dearly beloved Ingersoll-Rand thingie, you will be sorely missed

Thanks for your support - murkey thinking, euphemism list memos, Human Resources Departments, team-building, steam-powered wristwatches, and tweets to @cjswift ex machina

and now the Bird...


Goodbye Ingersoll-Rand thingie! 

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