Enjoy the Compulsory Parade Tonight

Fieldville - Tonight's compulsory parade will feature the Proctor of Fires and Transformers showing off his new fire truck/transformers. Citizens should be careful not to place themselves in corners or near buildings as the trucks transform into raging robotic destroyers.  The Council of Proctors is not responsible for a citizen's death or the death of a resident working for a citizen.

Be careful of the rage of machines tonight

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