The Beneficence of ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader and the Council of Proctors Knows no Bounds

As if anyone needed any more evidence of ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader's   beneficence and that of the Council of Proctors all they have to see is the new water dispenser in Cob Park*, also known as the non-citizen's water fountain. ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader's magnificance is blinding, but our appreciation is boundless.

*Citizen's should not use this dispenser, but only use Porch Boy™ brand fortified bottled water, available only at finer stores and the Food Barn.

Thanks ☉ur ⊃ear ≾upreme ∟eader!