Fieldville - The Council of Proctors has ordered a compulsory week-long Modesty and Moral Hygiene Convention for Fieldville teenagers, to be known as MoCon. "MoCon will get Fieldville teenagers back on the path of Modesty and Moral Hygiene," stated Fieldville's Minister of Morality. "Fieldville teenagers
WILL learn modesty and morality, the natural way. Justice and Taxes Enforcers will be there to help them if they don't."
MoCon will feature many breakout sessions where citizen parents can learn such things as:
- Why your teenager should be watching television
- What certain teenage "lingo" really means
- What stores at the Fieldville West Side Strip Mall your teenagers should avoid
- What clothes the Minister of Morality has deemed immodest
- and much, much more.
But MoCon won't be just serious, most teenagers enjoy lighthearted sportive games and appropriate music. MoCon will overflow with jocund amusements, and delightful moments. A line-up of music appropriate for teenagers will round out the festive days. Such morally hygienic bands as, the Four Baritones, Modest Mary and the Chaste, will headline the minutes of free time.
The Minister of Morality reminds parents: "Modesty is a Fieldville requirement and the upcoming MoCon is compulsory for all parents and teenagers."
Thanks for your support - send morally appropriate/pre-programmed/mainstream music and modest tweets to @cjswift ex machina
2 comments:
MM&TC?!?!!!!! OMG UR KDN ME!
Modesty is a requirement!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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